comedies of all sorts

Which is funnier, fact or fiction? Since they exist in a continuous feedback loop with each other, I suppose the answer is: yes. But I'll spare you any further theorizing and let you be the judge...

Governor calls tax hike a Christian duty
Axis Of Evil angered by snubbing
Arianna vs. the Terminator?
Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die
Warner Says Pentagon To Scrap Terror-Futures Market Plan